Better than boxing, but not as much fun as pro wrestling was her first thought - the crowd was lively, but the arena was bare-minimum with a side of brutalism and the organisers were getting by on the thrill of the forbidden, with a little help from an announcer who started on 9.5 and then broke the dial trying to turn it up all the way to 11 ("Into this arena, into this hall of warriors, into this temple of manly sport, into this valhalla of the Prehistoric steps ... A LEGEND! A LEGEND OF LETHALITY! A LEGEND OF THE LONG LOST PAST BROUGHT BACK TO DO BATTLE ONCE MORE! A LEGEND IN OUR LIFETIMES WHO MIGHT JUST BE ABOUT TO REACH THE END OF HIS LIFETIME! I GIVE YOU-"). Well, that and the dinosaurs clawing each other to death ("- BELA THE BARONYX!"). As blood sports went that one was a special twist on the old classic and novelty always had money value - problem was, now the breeding programme was on track and a novelty was in danger of becoming a nightly event. The time has come for a
Better than boxing, but not as much fun as pro wrestling was her first thought - the crowd was lively, but the arena was bare-minimum with a side of brutalism and the organisers were getting by on the thrill of the forbidden, with a little help from an announcer who started on 9.5 and then broke the dial trying to turn it up all the way to 11 ("Into this arena, into this hall of warriors, into this temple of manly sport, into this valhalla of the Prehistoric steps ... A LEGEND! A LEGEND OF LETHALITY! A LEGEND OF THE LONG LOST PAST BROUGHT BACK TO DO BATTLE ONCE MORE! A LEGEND IN OUR LIFETIMES WHO MIGHT JUST BE ABOUT TO REACH THE END OF HIS LIFETIME! I GIVE YOU-"). Well, that and the dinosaurs clawing each other to death ("- BELA THE BARONYX!"). As blood sports went that one was a special twist on the old classic and novelty always had money value - problem was, now the breeding programme was on track and a novelty was in danger of becoming a nightly event. The time has come for a
A man with a graphic imagination inconvenienced by the fact his artistic skills do not extend to the depiction of the Human Figure (and are indeed stretched to the limit by stick figures!), but delighted to discover and explore such a trove of works by the infinitely more skilled.
Favourite Writers
Mistress Rosemary Sutcliff, Master George Macdonald Fraser, Master Christian Cameron, Professor JRR Tolkien, Maester GRR Martin
Favourite Games
Assassin's Creed III, Black Flag, Red Dead Redemption
Having just learned that Mr Robert De Niro and Mr Al Pacino have both announced their latest ventures into fatherhood within an amusingly short span of time, one has to wonder if there was some sort of bet or another sort of competition. .… Well now I’m wondering if they’re timing these pregnancies so they can finally make that “He’s the godfather” joke at an interview.
SHAZAM! FURY OF THE GODS … In Brief I’m not sure this is a Good Movie, but I’m prepared to love it any way - this series knows how to show an audience a Good Time (Though it could use a slightly cooler head from time to time, to compliment a warm heart).